PICURFOE, WILLIE MOE
Season's greetings and yippie-ki-yay, mother fleckers! If you're reading this, you're either really, really bored, or you own one of the three remaining teams still in the hunt for the Ickey Shuffle Dynasty League Championship, unofficially sponsored by Boom! Tough Actin' Tinactin! So what sled us here? Well, really this whole thing is a celebration of me and one of the greatest regular seasons in Ickey Shuffle history (maybe)! Yes, by virtue of my regular season dominance and the start of a dynasty that will rival that of the late 80s North Dakota State Bison (according to the ghost of Christmas future), I am afforded the right to pic(k) my foe in the league semifinals by a Claus in the Constitution of the Ickey Shuffle Dynasty League, unofficially sponsored by Boom! Tough Actin' Tinactin! Yes, it's a wonderful life, being the #1 seed and dominating the regular season. Even wonderful lives come down to choices and today I have a big choice ahead of me. When...